When I was little, my sister and I would always watch “The Sound of Music”. Well, there’s this girl in it, and I always thought I was gonna grow up just like her. I would have the really cute boyfriend that looked like her boyfriend and our lives would be just like the scene where they’re sitting in the casino and singing to each other. Then I grew up and, I found myself doing coke and sleeping with a guy who I have never had a real conversation with. I know it sounds cheesy, but I’m just not ready to give up on the Sound of Music thing… not yet.